Awkward poop talks with my husband. I don’t feel good and he’s like well it’s not what I had. Then I needed to go but someone was in there. He said drop it loud and proud omggg.
This is how marriage really is
That awkward moment when people are singing “Happy Birthday” to you and you have no idea where to look…
Thought I was pregnant but nope I feel this period coming. Great just what I want another babyless month and Will leaving soon so why try anymore. Fuck
no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm
OH MY FUCKING GOD
that’s the spirit
I love you also means I love you more than anyone loves you, or has loved you, or will love you, and also, I love you in a way that no one loves you, or has loved you, or will love you, and also, I love you in a way that I love no one else, and never have loved anyone else, and never will love anyone else.
Everyone’s just looking for reasons to wake up and get out of bed, some do it for nothing but a kiss, perhaps a cup of coffee, others have a harder time; no train to catch, no hand to hold, no reasons at all.
Surprising the love of my life. He is 7000+ miles away from me in Japan, but that couldn’t keep me away. ❤️
This is THE cutest thing ever. Just saying.
I love these. Maybe when Will goes to Japan I can do this
I hate seeing him this way. I knew it was bad when he was told to go home from work. That never happens. He made me drive him home again never happens the 2 years we’ve been together I’ve never drove with him in the car cause he is the professional lol. He was shaking and has been in bed all day. He can’t go 5 feet from the bathroom. I hope it’s just a 24 hour bug. I pray I don’t get sick. My family will be here this weekend